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Movie Title :Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
Finally what youve been waiting for Daniel Tosh one of the hottest young comics working today and star of his own hit TV show on Comedy Central, Tosh.0 comes to the stage with his new standup special, Happy Thoughts. With his usual biting and hilarious observations on pop culture, he delivers laughs and sometimes even tears. Daniels unique sense of humor and comic timing make this standup special a mustown for his huge fan base and every comedy fan.
Year : 2011
Genres : Comedy
Rating [imdb] : 7.30
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Actors : Daniel Tosh=HimselfBeth McCarthy-Miller=
Directors : Beth McCarthy-Miller
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[rock music]
[cheers and applause]
- THANK YOU...
SAN FRANCISCO.
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'RE RUININGTHE SHOW.
[cheers and applause continue]
THANK YOU...
FOR CLAPPING:
FOR WHATMY PARENTS
ARE ASHAMED OF.
OH, SAN FRANCISCO.
YES.
[cheers and applause]
OH...
MY THIRDFAVORITE CITY
TO DOCOMEDY IN.
HUH?
THAT'S NOT BAD, RIGHT?
TOP TEN.
CONGRATULATIONS.
AW, MORE BUTT[bleep]
PER SQUAREFOOTHANINANY PLACE
IN THE WORLD.
THAT'S YOU GUYS.
THAT'S YOU.
[cheers and applause]
PUT THATONYOUR POSTCARDS.
'SAN FRANCISCO:
'MORE BUTT[bleep]
PER SQUARE FOOT.
MISS YOU.'
ALL RIGHT.
IF I OFFENDANYBODY TONIGHT,
I APOLOGIZE.
THAT'S NOTMY INTENTION.
I'M NOTGONNAGUESSWHAT YOUR
PERSONAL LINE OF DECENCY IS.
I CROSSMY OWN:
FROM TIMETO TIME.
IT'S HOW I KNOW
I STILLHAVE ONE.
ALL RIGHT.
I HAVENO PROBLEM
WITH ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION
IN THIS COUNTRY:
EXCEPT FORTHEFACTHATTHEY DON'T SERVE
ON JURY DUTY.
THAT'S HORSE [bleep].
IT SHOULD BE:
THE OTHERWAY AROUND.
THEY SHOULDSERVE EXCLUSIVELY
ON JURY DUTY.
YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
THEN ITFINALLYWOULD BE
A JURYOF ONE'S OWN PEERS.
[crowd groaning]
[laughter and applause]
IT'S NOT A STEREOTYPE
IF IT'S ALWAYS TRUE.
YEAH, THEN IT BECOMES LAW.
THAT JOKEIS CALLED
'LATINOS ARE CRIMINALS.'
THAT'S JUSTTHE TITLE.
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
SOMETIMES BEFORE
I WALKON STAGE,
MY GIRLFRIENDMIGHT SAY,
'HAVE A GOOD SHOW. BREAK A LEG.'
THIS ISWHATSHE SAID
TO ME A FEWWEEKS AGO
RIGHT BEFORE I WALKED
ON STAGE.
SHE GOES, 'HEY, YOUEVER WORRY
ABOUT GETTINGSHOWHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE?'
I'M LIKE, 'WHAT THE HELL
IS WRONGWITH YOU?'
SHE FOLLOWEDIT WITH,
'YOU SHOULDMOVEAROUND MORE.'
UH, YOUSHOULDGO BACK
TO READINGYOURVAMPIRE BOOKS.
[laughter and cheers]
I SHOULDMOVEAROUND MORE?
AS IF A SNIPER:
WOULD GET FRUSTRATED.
LIKE...
'I CAN'T KEEP UP.
HE LIVES.'
A LOT OF TIMES, PEOPLE COMPLAIN
THAT THEIRSIGNIFICANT OTHER
TAKES TOOLONGTOGET READY
TO GOOUTAT NIGHT.
I'VE NEVERHADTHAT COMPLAINT.
AND I THINK IT'S BECAUSE
I NEVERWANTTOGO ANYWHERE.
SO I COULDCARELESSHOW LONG
IT TAKESHERTOGET READY.
THAT'S JUSTLESS TIME
I HAVETO SPEND:
WITH HERHORRIBLE FRIENDS
PRETENDING:
THAT I DON'T WANTOKILL MYSELF.
YEAH.
[cheers and applause]
SHE'LL TAKEANHOURAND A HALF
TO GET READY,
COME DOWNANDBE LIKE,
'OH, MY GOODNESS.
YOU ARESO PATIENT.'
AND I'LL BE LIKE, 'FOR WHAT?
YOU LOOK DISGUSTING.'
RIGHT? YEAH.
NOW SHE'S CRYING.
WHATEVER.
I BOUGHTMYSELFAN EXTRA
TWO HOURSTOWATCHTHE GAME.
YEAH.
YEAH.
IT'S NOT LIKE
SHE'S GONNABREAKUPWITH ME.
SHE'S TENYEARS YOUNGER.
SHE'S ONEOPINION AWAY
FROM BEING REPLACED.
I CANSAY THAT.
I HAVE A TELEVISION SHOW.
YEAH.
THE POWERINOUR HOUSEHOLD
HAS SHIFTED DRAMATICALLY.
NOW, IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME
ON TWITTER,
YOU KNOW:
I HADDIARRHEA TODAY.
AM I USINGTHAT WEBSITE
PROPERLY?
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO SI ON THETOILETIN REVERSE.
'WE'RE LISTENING.'
IT'S NICE, RIGHT?
YOU CANTURN AROUND.
YOU CANLEANONTHE TANK.
I'M GONNABEHEREFOR A WHILE.
YEAH, THEPEOPLETHAT ARE
CLAPPING RIGHT NOW,
THEY'RE THEONES LIKE,
'OKAY, ALLKIDDING ASIDE,
'HE IS A GENIUS.
'NO, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S THE SIMPLICITY.
'I'VE BEEN SITTING
ON THATTHINGMYWHOLE LIFE.
'YOU'RE TELLING ME
I COULDTURN AROUND,
'HAVE A BOWLOF CEREAL,
YEAH?
'SET THE ALARM
TEN MINUTES LATER.
MULTITASK.'
ALL RIGHT, NOBODYSHOULDEAWHILEONTHE TOILET.
'BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT,
AND I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO ENJOY A BOWLOF PUFFINS
WITH WHOLE MILK.'
THAT'S MORE
OF ANALMONDMILK CEREAL,
BUT LIVEYOUR DREAM.
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